If that was your dad, he is hot
Vanilla vodka + chocolate soymilk does NOT equal an epic milkshake.
She played chubby bunny with our cocks.. She got 4
I knew he was a nice guy, because when we switched positions he flipped the mattress so I wouldn't have to lay in a pool of his sweat.
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he said i was so drunk that i shared a urinal with him and we simultainiously peed
Woke up with my foot jammed into a VCR
Have u seen my thong? Last time i saw it was drenched in vodka and on his brothers broken lamp.
Nah but tell him his boxers made it to the basement
Look man, sometimes you just gotta say "Sure! Why not? I can always take a shower afterwards"
I just dropped $300 on lingerie. He better rip this off with his teeth.
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I just sent Brandon a snapchat where I wasn't wearing a shirt but had a rooster drawn on my boobs that said "cock block" and laughed for 10 minutes I have problems don't judge me
I AM EATING BACON AND CHEESE. FUCK THE BULLSHIT.
I just rolled a blunt and took my bra off. I'm not going anywhere.
He changed the password on his Netflix account. The break up is official.
I just wrote a self loathing message to self, wrapped my credit card in it, put it in an envelope, sealed it with another hate messame, and put it in my lock box. So. That's where I'm at.
Lol, perhaps. But the drinks are so cheap, the music is better, and the bartenders and bouncers all know my name. I can't abandon it, even if it is a gay bar, its still my Nirvana.
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