Astroglide: It's like Bengay for your ass.
im so hungover...we just watched The Perfect Storm and i got seasick
i find it depressing how it takes me longer to find a good video compared to the actual jacking off process.
I honestly didn't see the problem playing beer pong In the car on the road trip home.
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Have you been drinking my beer?
I seem to have forgotten that I am wearing a one piece bathing suit under my clothes
Thing I said while arguing: I want to be single again so that I can have pizza and dick rained down upon me.
Pulling out all the stops on being a lady.
Would 7 layered rainbow jello shots entice you?
There was so much jailbait at the festival that there was no other option but to drink my morals away
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So his roommate walked in on us, went upstairs to tell her bf she has found a new use for the rafters & they must try it.
This whole quitting my bad habits all at once is really messing with my ability to function.
We were making fun of some people having sex on the beach, an hour later we were having sex on a golf course
I just turned down an invite to sit on a face. IDK who I am.
What? Are you sick?
The cops asked Ben if he was drunk and he slurred "I'm man enough to admit that I am" with a southern draw
The last thing I remember was them slipping shots into my beer bong, and me being happy about it
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