The guy asked if i had a problem w/set schedules
I think I get why guys like boobs so much. I just motorboated myself and it's fun. My boobs feel soft and squishy on my face.
i just opened the overnight bag i packed at 2am last night. Apparently all i thought id need was a handful of quarters, mascara and one sock
Anytime you have a hot, flirty, married woman that wants to ride you like a horse and slap your ass, you've got to do it.
Yeah, but four times?
but then the words kidney pain and possible testicle shrinkage kept ringing in my head
A zombie called me motorboat central while participating in an auction to motorboat my tits. he then proceeded to propose, insisting that he makes alot money.
I renamed his cat Jeff last night. Well I spray painted it on him.
So your best guy friend eats your pussy once and a while, no big deal. It's like going to jiffy lube once and a while to let the professionals do it. Your husband should understand .
I'm full of champagne and rage, of course I'm showing up at his house.
He sent me a selfie with his cat. He has found a way to my heart. And pants.
I'm fucking blazing boy. 5hr weed sauce kicked in and my entire face feels like an 8ball of gold bond flying down a mountain of Fresh powder. Just gliding.
This is worse than naked and afraid. This is drunk and confused.
I hate men. But I love dick. You see my problem?
In other news, I tore a tendon in my hand from giving my boyfriend handjobs so that's how my day is going
Mid thrust, say hold on I need a pic for my friend.
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