Ask Niel how long his lasts if he plays with it a lot.
he says 15-20 minutes depending on the porn.
no his phone, idiot.
Good seeing you too. Don't worry, you didn't miss out on too much last night. We went to a place where there was supposed to be a wet t-shirt contest, but it was more like two ugly girls dancing around on stage in white shirts. Everyone just wanted them to leave so the band could keep playing
I love her so much that if I could have sex with her I wouldn't cuz my dick would feel out of place in such a perfect body/vagina
i don't think it's normal to still be missing spring break.
he asked me to hangout with him...and his son
She said my dick tasted like a junior mint. Ive decided im using this soap the rest of my life
Next time we throw a party together I would appreciate it if you didn't try to get my friends to hook up with friends of yours you know have herpes
Wow just saw this. Nothing like a little anal sex to ring in 2012.
And now she's hand feeding me pork rines and showing me her angry birds high scores. This is Vegas.
Is this one of those "if you didnt give such good head we couldn't be friends" moments?
Youre having a picnic
Yeah but all we have is vodka, so it's getting a bit out of hand.
Update. A gay dude just told me I'm the most beautiful thing with a vagina he as ever seen. How should I feel about this?
Sigh. I haven't seen a dick since August 22nd. And in case you forgot, it's January.
Oh. Why can't it be something easy, like a punch card for blowjobs?
I puked on her cat, I think I should at least buy her breakfast
Good for you, kid with a beer in hand as you walk to your 11 am class.
I thought this was a dry campus.
That means you have to bring your own beer from home.
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