I want to snug with you.
You want my snuggie?
walking on gravel proved too much for her barefeet so she traded her bra for some guys sneakers.
I told him to come back in 5mins cause i needed to take a few more shots before i could talk to him
We drove past his house blaring "Like a virgin" in the middle of the day. pretty sure he heard.
She threw up in my garbage can last night and walked home with it this morning so she could clean it out...
She is dropping it off on the way to the bar at 7.
Just saw ur booking photo. Love that u were already wearing orange. Its like u knew
Not many best friends can say they've all made out with a homeless guy
I just found like 5 packs of sparklers. If someone doesn't get set on fire tonight I am retiring from party hosting.
Sorry I didn't take you making out with him all night as a hint you wanted nothing to do with him...
I drank all the drinks. And jump off roof. Yay
so apparently last weekend we taught the mascot how to shotgun beers. am i winning college yet?
This is stupid. I am not getting knocked up from fucking in his backseat behind a starbucks. I refuse.
Do you guys think there will be a coke-for-Molly barder at bonnaroo?
He said he's in to distance fucking. I thought he just mean long durations. We fucked on a towel all the way down his tile hallway accross his kitchen and into the living room
we found her on the beach half naked talking to a palm tree
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