Never write on a napkin "my face, your boobs" with your phone number and give it to a girl. Just a tip of the day from my nightly experiences lol.
We need to hang out more often
so the car was packed with everything from my dorm, plus my mom. during the 6 hour trip home she found my kama sutra. started flippin through it.....
oh shit that had to have been awkward
i thought so too. until she asked what the check marks were for
So I'm at the Chevron by your house. I need a condom and a couch.
Together?
Preferably.
it was so cute when you were pretending to have willpower
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Girls behind me in the library are trying to outslut each other with stories from last semester. I'm about to set my cock on the table between them and label it "tie breaker"
Come outside. The vendor wants to go out strong tonight! Russian hooker interviews. Don't ask. We leave in 3 minutes.
I fell asleep to him stroking my ass calling it his precious.
I feel like a fucking princess. Like an heiress of a kingdom of drugs.
him crossdressing on the weekends is awkward but not a deal breaker for me.
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Told my brother the truth how I meet her...I grabbed the first thing I could when the cops came. 10 months later we are engaged.
Herpes is not a lady problem you can solve with shower beers and kissing boys
There's a weed, money and oreo filled pinata promised for our party.
I tried to cut you?! I'm sorry! PS where's my hair?
they just got in argument over who had more of your dick pics. quit sending shit to my sisters fucker
Drunk man just fell out of said wheelchair
Randomize