i got really high and listened to the spongebob squarepants theme song and, i swear to god, it was in german.
Ryan just walked out of his frat house with a case of beer, a 6 dollar bottle of vodka, and a pillow. He's good to go.
I was wondering where I've seen this kid then I remembered I saw him doing lines of blow of his gf's leg while she was sleeping last week.
He's playing farmville on his phone while puking over the toilet..
it was one of those movies netflix should have sent weed with
I had a dream last night that you and me were eating cheesecake and according to my FATHER I was moaning really loud in my sleep. I seriously have issues.
Do you ever feel like a plastic bag?!
I need to be drunk within 15 minutes of getting home tonight.
My day went from bad to worse when I realized I puked out my second floor window last night.
You were drunkenly dancing with a statue you affectionately referred to as "The Captain." I wasn't going to deny your happiness.
Interesting. All i can really say is humanoid shaped doritos bags melting very slowly
I was so high I could TASTE the fillings in my teeth
Charging my vibrator at work. Pray to god I don't forget it!!!
God dammit everything I said last night about jungle juice being awesome just does not carry over into the next day
only 4 hours until nug lovin time
excuse me?
nug lovin. lovin nugs.
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