it was a shit show
We all have our days. But yours might be on the internet.
If you think im a hippy you should see these girls. They would scissor mother nature if they had the chance.
i just used burnetts to get spraypaint off the floor of my dorm lobby
I'm watching ellen!
just because im gay does not mean you need to notify me every time you watch the ellen degeneres show
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
she's crying while babbling "all i do is win"
He managed to scream "cowabunga bitch" before he went down on me. Let me know if you still like him.
Jameson and I invented street rugby last night. Yeah
You told me if you could get your shoes on, you deserved a coke and rum. We never made it to the party.
So on a scale of 1 to Friendship-Over, how mad would you be if a rando I brought home sharted on the shag carpet in the living room?
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
She asked if I wanted to "Mormon Motorboat" her, which I guess is just motor-boating her through her cloths. Turns out I did.
I hope you get some kind or rare disease that makes your dick ties itself in a knot for fucking her you lucky bastard.
Please don't judge me for my hormonal purchase, judge me for my awesome rack.
I enjoy the level of friendship we have achieved until you ask me to determine what may or may not be gentile warts via iphone pic
My boss just lit a candle and said a prayer to get laid tonight ..
Hey it's Males-You-Probably-Wish-You-Hadnt-Had-Sex-With Monday. MYPWYHHSWM
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