Do they make some cleansing product for your soul? Like mouthwash that makes you not a skank? Or is that what religions for?
Eh, i think it's called sobriety. But its not fun.
Some chick in the back of my Psychologhy of Addictions class just did a line off her hand. She tried to make it look subtle.
Great News, you CAN smoke bowls with a magnifying glass
Sorry I was drunk and left blood all over your back seat I was pretending to be in private Rayan and used your thong as a bandage
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He was trying to hotbox the banana suit. Of course we traded him for vodka.
I told him he could fuck me once he could grow a beard. Never expected seeing him ten years later with a goatee and a great memory...
I think he is probably a psycho that will eventually murder me but i mean the sex last time was AWESOME.
you look like you're about to get down on your knees and give america the business.
Okay. This morning the comforter was wet, you were underwearless and using a tiny blanket. What'd you do??
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A guy with a mustache poured a beer down your throat while you had a crippled boy named Sunshine riding your back
Yeah, I'm sure we have time for sex AND ihop.
I'm still not 100% sure who I'm sleeping with
Sorry you uh had to see that last night. That's the problem with open fields, no privacy...
It's to the point where if a guy can so much as find my clit, I'll consider him amazing in bed
Heard about your divorce. Let me know if I can do anything for you or your penis ;-)
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