so that wasnt chicken after all
my brother is a facebook fan of two things: God, and Rhianna. if he's not a prime example of the rare "baptist closeted gay," i don't know who is.
We aren't going to mix hockey and sex texts tonight.
I totally agree. all sexting is on hold till after the games over.
Playoffs. This shit is serious.
WHOA. WHOA. WTF. WHOA. TOO HIGH FOR HIM TO BE ENGAGED RIGHT NOW.
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she's sitting alone using her breathalyzer as a kazoo. help.
Ive seen teh same guy pissing in the corner. Twice. Its eally weird. My frieds gonna do th funnel. Im so excited for her! Love, cori. Cuz its lik a diary.
He wasn't eating out, he was performing a hysterectomy without a license....should I be worried about my future family?
Are you proud of yourself?
ask me again when I'm drunk. Then fuck off.
Who are you to come into MY house and tell me when I can or cannot take my pants off?
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Will keep you updated on the sexual orientation of my new guy
He offered me handsanitizer after a hand job, you can't tell me he's not perfect!
How did I pull off convincing everyone that my name is Dad? Maybe they were just distracted by my boobs.
I think it's time to give up this life and become vikings. You in?
I'm like 'WOMAN, YOU'RE 62, RESHEATH THOSE COUGAR CLAWS.'
the police dropped me off. that's how my night went.
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