its good for cellulite if you don't wear underwear. its true
There is something about drinking on a golf course and getting with younger women that just really makes me feel at home.
i dont care if i had to wear a dress to fuck her, she was super hot and i stand by my decision
And then as he was trying to conceal his boner from everybody, you said aloud "just grab your cock and get out of the pool"
I'm on this new diet called "I have 10$ till next Friday, I have rice
Oh, AND I met a ukulele teacher that I'd date. So there's that.
I have a hunch Mama J got around.
Am I allowed to say that about my own mom?
I lost all of my bathing suit tops.. This is both a success and a failure
I was Jaeger weird. I was rolling on the floor pretending to be an Olympic gymnast and my name was Gina
Also this guy in my contact as hairy jerry sent me a pic of him shirtless and said I miss you and I have no idea who he is /when or if I met him but that's not normal?!
Other than trying to finger me on the couch in the middle of the bar a few times, you were fine.
I serenaded the cat in the hat for a few 90s songs but idk who he is
I just woke up to my family in the living room watching our security camera tape of me last night talking to a stop sign in our backyard... How the fuck did I get that in the yard?
It true. It written in the Bible.
Yes I remember that, right next to the passage where jesus said unto his disciples, pop molly, fuck bitches amen
You wouldn't eat with utensils. You insisted on making your own spoon out of a bendy straw and staples while singing "I'm a survivor" by Destiny's Child.
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