Potential corruption. He's 19.
Get them while they're young!
pshh wine cellars. now if he has a tequila cellar whole different story
You have proved your worthiness to join me on the quest of taking shots at every academic building on campus by showing up drunk to our test at 12:30 today
It's four o'clock and my 60yo aunt's tits have already made an appearance and there is a dildo traveling around the room periodically assaulting family members. Strangely I am thankful.
I'm really really gonna try not to at least one night. The 4 day thanksgiving bender almost killed me last year
the mechanics of walkigng feel weird right now everyone lools like a demon
what does alcohol mean
I was seriously concerned she had died since she wasn't moving at all, but then I asked here where she was last night and her response was to hip thrust the air.
one renamed every person in my phone 'I lpvw tewqils', so it would really help me out if you could text me your name. Happy sunday!
Dude too much vodka. I think I just puked up my heart
That's what you get for taking that guy home. The god of sluttiness is frowning upon you.
I guess I look like the kind of girl who would buy edible, weed-infused lube.
The only math I use in every day life is figuring out how much I can spend on alcohol and still have money to pay my bills. High school lied to us.
I just had a drunk lesbian experience.... How do I break it to my boyfriend??
Company meeting and there he was. Felt a little weird like 'last night you were telling me how your dick loves me, and now we're listening to a report on sales figures'.
I found a Trump-humping republican virgin born on the goddamn Fourth of July. I NEED to hate-fuck him.
I also guarantee you multiple orgasams and blueberry pancakes
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