i just made a list of the people i have slept with. is it bad that some of them are just either names of the places i met them or the color of the shirts?
i also rounded the number up for good measure. i am sure there are a few i have forgotten about.
You smell like a Billy Joel song
I got a 69.7 in accounting. I have this whole doing the bare minimum down to a science
So this snow storm is NOT helpin my masturbation problem
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I don't have the urge to be a home-wrecker with these two. I think I've grown, don't you?
Keep in mind that he's 43, unemployed and living with his parents. There's really not much we could do to make his life worse.
i had confetti in my bra
i still find it in random places like a shoe or my car. that week haunts me
I will also be strapping forties to the puppies.
I can't tell if they're having sex or watching the beach scene from Saving Private Ryan. All I know is I hear explosions and men screaming and crying
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Last awkward moment of 2011: your ex gf grinding on me in front of her husband.
I'm just going to have crazy good sex with him until one of us developed feelings that works in the movies right?
I thought we agreed to no sexting at the school bake sale...
We put you in the box and you started to cry, that's how high you were.
Recliner chair sex has moments of worry....just don't.
My roommate walked in on my inserting a tampon. Somehow, I don't think this will be improving our relationship.
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