I think they should rename 16 and pregnant to "I was fucked in highschool and all I got was a baby and humiliated infront of the nation on MTV"
either she said she was feeling frisky or eating friskies..i was too drunk to understand.
i thought i'd fucked her to death. no lie. she just stopped moving.
bleeding from the face, sitting in a shopping cart and holding a wad of ripped caution tape. what else would i be doing?
I have officially had sex in every room on my floor. Don't say I'm not an amazing RA.
I have yet found the courage to put pants on. No judgement thursday led to no shower friday and now no pants saturday. God i miss college.
I vaguely remember you trying to make me a casserole with marshmallows and a can of beer.
And I can say one thing, I look pretty good in high wasted pants. I don't know if that helps. But I do. God I'm high.
I have a new favorite bar game. It's called, get dressed up and go drinking alone then make up random stories of why you are alone to look less like an alc
You're the only one to love me enough for me to admit the following: Rock-bottom sounds like sobbing to a Miley Cyrus song.
Specially since he wanted to forget that we even touched, which makes it funnier because I don't think you can take back licking someone's butthole...
You haven't lived until you've snorted coke from a Pharaoh's hand baby
No, gay couples have the same problems straight ones do; I wish that we could go back to the days when he would shit with the door closed.
I think him and kristen are pretty serious now.. I dont think he cheats on her, anymore.
Please tell me you haven’t left campus yet!!!! I forgot my Hitachi and will not survive Thanksgiving without a steady supply of orgasms
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