There is a new fb quiz: "are you at ypical woman, future ex or from crazy town" - should i take it?
Aren't all three of those the same though?
Non-Jews are for practice
I just five second ruled a donut I dropped at starbucks, everyones staring
apparently the dude across the street has been dead for like a month. now I feel bad about pissing on his lawn
Does your throat ever get sore from being choked too hard or do u think I'm just getting sick??
Just started taking liver support pills. Welcome to Senior year.
We fucked through the entire Destiny's Child album, it was a beautiful thing.
I'm laying in bed listening to Purple Rain on repeat. If you wanna bone, come up, but if not, at least Prince understands me.
It's def pee. WHY DO I PEE ON THINGS WHEN I DRINK TEQUILA
Landen experienced Greenville for the first time last night. He was awaken by 2 cops and 4 EMS guys this morning in the bed of that truck that is for sale at the swashbuckler carwash, said he was trying to walk to waffle house... Greenville- 1, Landen- 0
Don't Richard Nixon her vagina
There's a possibility I may have hooked up with that British guy...
Possibility? You left the door open! Everyone saw!
If I wasn't planning on spend the rest of my life with you I wouldn't send you so many nudes, so fucking appreciate it
Like I'll lick your nuts to make you feel better if you don't get it
i want to say his dick was in it but not his heart
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