does wine, beer, and vodka mix well??
dude, everything can mix, this is college.
I hate the awkward morning-after-I-took-your-virginity conversations.
Clearly he doesn't understand my need to be surrounded by cats at all times
I can't be the first person ever who had to explain why her bottle of orange juice had a picture of a screwdriver drawn on it
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I don't want to talk about her cat for two hours only to dry hump till I'm blistered. Not worth it.
Well we didn't hook up. Maybe from his girlfriend's point of view, but not mine.
I mean, once you help another girl drunker than you zip her jeans you can't help but be friends after that
I don't even want to go. i just want to be a hermit and live in a cave with an elephant that pisses vodka
you kept introducing yourself to guys as "never going to happen"
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I found a pair a guys underwear in my purse that has a British flag on it and says and I quote "British beef" what.the.fuck.
He went to WalMart with $30 and came back with a watch, a basketball and an engagement ring.
You had me on my knees catching cheese balls in my mouth and moaning. In front of all your friends.
all of these bad things happened because I didn't bring a shower beer.
This is not a test of the emergency warning system. He has broken my vagina. I repeat he has broken my vagina. Damn it was good.
We've been taking shots, cranking Marilyn Manson, and eating your bacon. Your kid is probably ruined.
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