apparently went to arby's at 2:30am banging on the windows for someone to make me a "beefy"
We videoed ourselves having sex... I now know why I close my eyes during sex
From what I remember, he had one ball. But it was cute
she worked me into her spring break cardio plan. im mondays and wednesdays.
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Sarah likes to play this game where she leaves her thongs at every party. she hides them where hopefully gf's will find them. I caught her naked from the waste down in my freezer this morning
If I EVER think it's a good idea to blow someone who just showed me their synchronized swimming performance on youtube again please correct me immediately.
I asked her to make me water, which in turn meant get me a glass. She handed me a cup of microwaved ice cubes.
In either case, seeing now as it's basically two couples, unless we're planning to have a good old fashion orgy I think this isn't going to work out so well.
It's been two days. I am still burping up jello. Everything tastes like jello. Everything smells like jello. I am DONE with jello shots.
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think of it as grooming, as if he is my Kate Middleton and I'm grooming him to be a presentable princess
tonights mission is daddy issue patrol - we wear old spice and drink gin martinis and see who reacts.
I'm just gonna go with where the wind takes me. if it takes me to his dick, so be it.
I have a sixth sense for large penises and lack of morals
He stopped me in the middle of a blow job to call his grandma for her birthday.
At least he has family values.
they call themselves the foursome.. thats def means they're up for one right?
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