i mean i cnt help that this campus has the highest STI rate
She told me I was only the second guy she slept with. I told her she was only my second Megan.
Second day of summer classes and i already got this girl to send me nudes during class
that is WHY your in summer classes
worth it
No He hasn't done that since the time he came in his own eye
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Just so you know swallowing does not help chest colds. Your Phd can suck my dick
I was running around taking people's drinks at the bar and just dumping it into my Gatorade bottle screaming roofies.
You can't just call animal control when you're drunk because there is a bug in the shower.
I finally got out of bed at 8:30pm and my little brother informed me that I had cereal stuck to my back. I'm going to smoke a cigarette and go back to sleep.
Nobody knows who they are, but they have an ice luge so they are welcome in my book
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He said that I started crying after sex because he was leaving to go back to Europe after the semester was over and I wouldn't see his dick anymore. This is why I need to stop hooking up with the exchange students.
A 5 day bender that ended with refusing to pay my bar tab before I left the city. I offered to send them a selfie so they knew to never let me back in.
Ive decided to see your threat against my life as you flirting
Tomorrow night, I am putting you In my trunk. No excuses we have waited forever for this.
I had a dream that you were telling me how good you are at parkour and legit you were doing it just like Michael Scott...
did i tell you guys i finally 69’d for the first time last night? just thought the group chat should know.
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