All these guys look like the American Apparel version of Jesus...
dude, im still at the bar with two chics... one has a moustache ill save that one for you... be home in 20min..
Enough with studying for finals. Time to put that my little pony coloring book to use.
he shaved USA in his pubs
I love my bros weed
Im gonna hate it in like 20 mins though
So I'm seriously not complaining - but I just fell ass backwards into a Tuesday night threesome. Sober
At one point I was giving him a handjob and I started singing Call Me Maybe
Then you shook your fists at the sky and explained to us that losing a sneeze is like losing an orgasm
After you tried speaking to him in whale you asked if you could see his "blow hole." That's how bad it was.
I think I'll handle my grief by throwing myself headlong into lesbianism. Seems like a fitting tribute to you.
You made her yell her own name while you were fucking so that you would remember it in the morning.
Tell me about it. Running across highways take alot outta ya. When he found out, he was all "concerned" about it.
Welcome to my Tuesday when my lesbian ex girlfriend shows up unexpectedly and gets me drunk and then leaves
He's bringing a lesbian pretending to be his girlfriend to family Christmas. I can not wait to see how this goes.
Secrets from the porn industry: liTERALLY SHOVE A SEA SPONGE UP YOUR VAGINA GO ON DO IT
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