Because its an amazing idea and you're the only one I can think of that will allow a pirate threesome
I just ate nachos topless with a fork. Live with meeee
Update: I just puked into a sock. It was the only thing available at the time. Why I happened to be holding a sock, we may never know.
When I was in the bathroom and wiped with a paper towel I found in the trashcan, I realized that this might be the reason I have a yeast infection.
Want to get naked in Baltimore this weekend?
Thinking about adopting a 16 yr old here. Her name is Abby and she likes vodka. We've bonded. I need a sober driver n e ways...
She literally just cut half her hair off because she's tired of asking someone to hold it back when shes drunk and puking.
Yeah. Let's save our goodbyes for when I'm obnoxiously and embarrassingly drunk and more than likely naked.
Important update! My next door neighbours have a canoe. Repeat: THEY HAVE A CANOE! We are having sex in it before this summer is over.
Have you seen our bachelor? He's MIA. Last seen being led to some hookers by Kanye look-a-like.
is it weird that our first time having sex was makeup sex?
Actually here it's more "lie around naked in a dark room" weather.
Betting for two different teams with two different guys is the best. Time to get $100 by one guy and laid by the other!
He was like 120 lbs and 20 of that was penis
How are you feeling today?
Like Satan handed me a grenade and ass sandwich.
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