Yes because finding a guy to give head to is pretty difficult.
I mean not really
Obviously that's why it was a joke you are so stupid it's impossible.
is it bad that i think of my life in terms of the sims? like when i'm hitting it off with someone, i really wish a plus sign would appear above my head. and when i throw up from drinking way too much, a minus sign.
He actually believes he's not an alcoholic if he doesn't go to meetings.
Last night I went to an anything but cups party. I took a hummingbird feeder. It was a terrible decision.
once I found out that a naked stripper wasn't gonna pop out of the cake I kind of just lost interest in the party
After grabbing my boob for a couple minutes he then decides to ask me if I was awake.
Now he's galloping around the bar. I don't know whether to laugh or cry.
So apparently I ended up throwing my clothes in the toilet after getting kicked out of TQ and ran around the neighborhood in my boxers. Works gonna suck hard once this hangover kicks in. Also: I lost a shoe so looks like flipflops for the rest of winter
Do pleather leggings scream im easy on a first date?
I'm trimming my pubes right now and the battery was wearing down. So I chose to only trim one side. I cut the right side down and now I look like pubic two-face. Right all trim and near and left like a caveman.
Dude I was tripping acid when she was crying and I literally couldn't defend myself
Like I didn't gracefully walk into these feelings. No, I fucking stumbled and fell face fucking first.
He played with my nipples while singing "How great thou art"
Guy running next to me at the gym is judging me. I think he can smell the whiskey leaking out of my pores.
she threw up on her exam, awkwardly wiped it off with her sleeve and continued writing.
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