You think ghandi was good in the sack? cuz i sure do.
I'm not gay.
Soooo you want ghandi? is that what your telling me?
If ghandi gives good head...I'm in
Its fine.
what is it about summer that misdirects my moral compass so much?
she told me I give head better than a lesbian. I know it's a great compliment but it kind of threw me off.
Not quite sure what happened last night. I'll drive your dresser over to you later.....
the bar just sent me a facebook message congratulating me on being a regular and getting such good grades. my life is not real.
As a female I reserve the right to put my ipod in my cleavage because I have no pockets and not get judged by other girls right??
I'm so glad we both made out with him though. I feel like that really brought us together
Sexting across continents is really a perfect example of how far technology has come.
Sorry you had to clean the sheets with your macro notes
Being drunk with magicians is fucking mind blowing. This Asian guy just made a platypus appear and disappear. This is not a drill.
I didn't think I was even that high but when we were standing in the cop car's headlights I totally forgot how to use my arms
I think after 8 tries we can say Stoli Thursdays cause too much damage.
I asked him to tell me a bedtime story, then threw up on him.
I am naked and annoyed.
She was riding a razor scooter down the street wearing nothing but a feather boa it was beautiful.
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