there are some really hot girls on the bus. i want to lips them
All I've ever wanted to do in life is right
Maybe you should learn how to spell write first
it sounded like he was fisting a can of crisco.
i've counted 4 condom wrappers but only 3 condoms. not again.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
i don't care what you say, the winery is open and 10am is NOT too early to go barrel tasting
I have a spoon shaped bruise on my ass...
Okay! I've got my sketchbook, my purse, my coat, and a knife hidden in my cleavage. I'm ready for to meet my blind date~
I like to imagine god has to get plastered to deal with the fact that he made you and me
You're not drunk til you wake your roommates up screaming at your ceiling fan
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I'm eating Swedish fish out of my boobs and watching SOA.. There is no way your Tuesday night will be better than mine.
I just pawned the ring from my ex boyfriend to replace the ring I lost from my current boyfriend. #thanks
wouldn't be a true Fourth of July without dropping acid at 9pm on a Monday
FREEDOM
Cheyanne in woods. Ducks attacked. My toe is bleeding. We are gpsing our way home on foot. No worries
Do you have any idea how awkward it was to type ‘dog twerking’ into google search? Because I don’t think you do.
I'm not sure of this happened or if it was just a dream... But I vividly remember you walking down the street naked?
No actually I had socks on...
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