I feel like death. And death is wearing a fleece blanket as a dress. And is seriously contemplating wearing this to go get something to eat.
my Prof for my bio lab has his lab coat collar popped. it's 8 am and im too hungover for this guy
I just remember her telling me "Hi, my names Kaissa and I'm a lesbian" over and over and over and over again as I was crying.
I've taken to hiding pictures of us around his room so that he'll forever feel guilty for dumping me on Valentine's Day... And to potentially cock block any hook ups.
Dorm room. In. Elevator. Fell in. Boom. Puke
He cheated on me in real life. I can cheat at words with friends.
If you're in the liquor store 5 minutes before close, and you have to ask the cashier for a coin to flip to make a life decision because "vodka takes you to a bad place," you need to reevaluate your life.
Well, you know sobriety isn't something I like to do on the reg.
It's the best! If I had one wish it would be for life to be one really long gay porno. Thats what I wish for during every 11:11.
I watched you down those shots like a lion cub watching its mother rip apart a gazelle
Note to self:A blacklight toga party at a frat house is a bad idea. Some things cannot be unseen
I don't think "growing medical marijuana" is Quite what my Grandfather had in mind when he thought me about gardening as a child
Dude. $3 Jack n Cokes AND Cheesesticks... Find me tomorrow plz
there are LEGIT cum stains on my ceilling. ON THE CEILLING!! you tell me how the relationship was.
I promise I won't bug you anymore, I just need the following things at your convenience but preferably soon: my earrings, cup, and panties. Thanks. Good talk.
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