Going to pass out with da shoes on. hugging wallstreet journal from tuesday. please check me for liveliness in the morning.
I like how washing the beer bong is now a regular part of washing the dishes.
she was wide awake when they drew a treasure map on her face the she passed out and they played like 7 games of tic tac toe haaa how was your new years
This is like the time you took a picture of your knees and told him it was your tits, isn't it?
just run out there and shit all over the driveway when he comes.. and then point at him
You can do it. What doesn't kill us just drives us to drink
I just found that video of you jumping onto my exercise ball feet-first and face-planting into my shoe rack.
hes fine. but he did fall asleep while tebowing and started snoring
Dude this weed smells so good they should make it into a Vicks vapor rub scent and I would rub it all over myself.
Most desperate stoner moment; dropped our hard earned resin ball in the sand, rinsed it off and then did knife hits in the kitchen cuz we broke our only pipe
I wouldn't call that a crush. It was more of a minor brain aneurism.
Today is a wonderful day to be mildly hungover
I had a glass of wine for breakfast. It's gonna be a rough week.
Alcohol won't break your heart. I mean, unless it's all gone maybe
Sorry I had sex in your backseat while everyone was in the car
It's quite alright. I found his shorts in my backseat, not sure what he was wearing when we dropped him off
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