i think if you made a shrine it would be creepy
Remember when we did the egg drop from the Dyson building? Her vag is like that, except with a ham, and the ham doesn't make it. I'll be back to the apartment in ten.
The Rock is playing the tooth fairy. I can't believe I used to smell what that man was cooking
i told you the emergency thong was a good idea.
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Jerry just sent me this: IOR GHIT ALL THE BUTTIB. Go get him. Now.
come over after work tomorrow, liz and i will make all of your wildest dreams come true. so long as your wildest dreams involve drinking champagne at my house with two girls who won't have sex with you.
Bring your friend that fell asleep in the bathroom for my friend.
Im organizing a group to help fondle my shoe. Too many shots dude. Too many.
Kristy just reminded me that I have a bottle of champagne to lick off your ass hole...... This is by way of saying that we have plans on Friday.
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Then you bent down and whispered, "excuse me mr. Stair, could you please stop moving?"
I think my penis runs off weed. I haven't smoked it 3 days and I have no sex drive what so ever
I accidentally flashed three cops last night. Stone cold sober.
Shia LaBeouf arrested in austin for public intoxication. JUST DO IT
I didn't even respond. Just letting the crazy settle before I calmly fuck his shit up.
Gave her a puke bucket just in case. She filled the bottom of it with tears. Super sad. Although I am super proud she didn't puke. That was a lot of Fireball.
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