fuck. did you have to draw it on me with a permanent marker
I found a vibrator in my car and it's not mine...this is becoming a weird day.
we weren't quite sure what was on that mirror, so we snorted it and hoped for the best
Rolling one last joint on my Psych textbook before trading it in. I might actually cry.
Look dude, you cant keep blaming everything on the new years party. Its february...
There is a pube in my fucking eyeball
I woke up locked in the bar...this has redefined partying.
i'm not even sure i have knees anymore. that awesome.
She was lying on the table chugging back something when the table broke
She kept going
We created a neighborhood watchdog drinking game
She's going to hate me
Yeah well one of her many personalities always hates you.
The rest will just start to agree
I finished OITNB and broke it off with my fuck buddy in the same day. It's going to be a rough week
Rum and your dick are involved. You're relying on the unreliable narrator.
Don’t fucking talk to that dude from monday!! Ethical consumption dude, don’t fuck shitty guys
Well, you started screaming "I dont know you GO AWAY" to your mom when she was holding your hair as you threw up in her garden.
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