Can you call him, he said something about going to the balcony to pee and now hes texting me saying hes lost
I fatbooth all their pics then decide which one is the cutest even if they gained like 400 lbs and then proceed to fuck him.
You basically tried to anal probe my passed out friend with a lamp
Found: medium sized pair of mens pants tucked inside my purse w/ a dry cleaners coupon in left pocket. Call if you wish to claim the coupon
He handled me like a finger puppet on crack... Time to ice the vagina, I'd like to sit down sometime today.
Having a man strip on demand was an awesome way to start birthday. What more could a girl ask for? U the best!
If anyone wants to ring in the new year with gluttony and yoga pants, let me know. As soon as it becomes a socially acceptable hour to drink margaritas, I'm gonna go down on a chimichanga.
He sent me a pic of her engagement ring and then STILL asked for nudes.
I just came so hard my vision went blurry. I can only hope one day I'll find a man that can accomplish what my left hand does on a tri-daily basis.
nothing out of the ordinary. you aplogized for having a spicy vagina and passed out
Yo I get this girl alone in my room last night but she bounces cus she thought the full house poster was "weird"
You just kept looking down at your tits and screaming "I LOVE YOU TWO!!!"
YOU ARE STRONGER THAN YOUR VAGINA
Dude, don't beat around the bush. We're fucked and you know it.
i think i passed out for a few seconds while we were having sex but he didnt notice...
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