i want to open my blinds to let the sunlight in my room, but i'm afraid my neighbors will be able to see me drinking and judge me
My new excuse for sleeping with him was in celebration of his cat's birthday.
Some kid just walked into class with his schedlue written on a keystone box.
you woke me up in the middle of the night to tell me you were taking off your pants and it was not an invitation.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
He told me he breastfed 'til he was six. That explains the obsession with me getting fake tits. Is it a red flag?
WHITE RUSSIAN WEDNESDAY. TELL YOUR CO WORKERS. INVITE QND PREPARE
I just found the gloves and lightbulb I stole. Did you pee on a ATM inside a bank?
And now I'm drinking leftover wine in the grad lounge because fuck my life
He will be forever remembered as "birthday failure" ...Got him to pierce his tongue in my bathroom, but not sleep with me......
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
We can get high as fuck when there are no orders. If not its cool. I just figured Take Your Blunt Buddy To Work Day.
She said "I feel like I haven't reached my full potential" and I couldn't figure if she meant in life or with the weed..
cake and sex. what better combination is there.
Life's hard when you can't differentiate between retrograde and PMS
I was just at the gas station and happened to look left and see a girl blowing some guy. How was your night?
We turned his nipples into a drinking game.
Randomize