You did that once after drunk driving from a photo shoot
That was very cool/italian of you
Which brings me to my next point, how come italians are so well adapted to drunk driving
I got wasted for the 1st time and I sat in a fridge for 2 hours and a trash can?
grandma shit on top of the toilet
Yeah, it wasn't as bad as I thought. I tried not to clench and things went pretty smoothly.
So, someone in Olympia stole my credit card # last week and bought a platypus vibrator with it. That’s it.
I wish they had a smiley of two girls making out
I realized i make the same noise when i get a blow job as when i eat pizza
My penis hasn't been this frustrated since I was like 13 and I awkwardly got boners at school dances
So yeah she lost her virginity in a wheel chair with a broken pelvis. I'm still trying to figure out how I should feel about that.
well shes beginning to earn a reputation as "the girl who tries to bone her hook ups in the ass with a pickle"
Drinking vodka straight from my water bottle because of the debate. I just need to forget.
Hey guys guess what I found in my bed this morning? I wish it was a man..but it was a potato
He has started theming his dick pics. I have one he sent his duck has a sombrero on. Another a Barbie is riding it.
Like I respect him so much I would suck his dick
In a very non respectful way
I am now gainfully employed. Parents, lock up your children.
Yay! Welcome to the world of "you're seriously trusting me with your kid?"
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