we went to a bar last night, drank beer in plastic cups. I took pics w/a random kid i pulled into a photobooth & i have easy mac in my purse. I belong here.
normally I beat off every night before I go to bed even though my little brother sleeps in the same room. So I was starting to last night, and he jumped out of bed and said "Fuck, Im not listening to this shit again" We havent talked since. fuck me
we'll hang out once this whole, "your friends are robbers and drug addicts" thing blows over with my parents.
half the nation just spent an hour watching a balloon fly around. we are officially the dumbest fucking country.
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yes he's amazing in bed. he made me like, black out. everything went black it was weird. so yes, i'd fuck him again. plus, he has every season of buffy on dvd
He left with a pair of dress shoes, some goggles, and a shot glass. I think we should follow him.
how should i feel about a person who brings a box of eggo waffles on the plane as a carry on?
I'm thinking we can stop tracking my sex life by the hotels I've hooked up in and instead use bar bathrooms I've gotten head in.
I was in the library and saw 2 dudes hackysacking in a study room with 3 girls working. I asked if I could join; as soon as I closed the door the chicks offered me tequila shots. study session w/everyone cancelled, I'm busy.
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He's a Shit stain on my heart
So question, would you consider it morally wrong to grind up Cialas and put it in ones cocktail? Then I get what I want and he doesn't have to be embarrassed and he can win the mental game with himself? I'm only thinking of him...
NO HOOKUPS IN THE CAR. I will try as i might to practice what i preach, but there are no guarantees.
You should have just fucked me in the bathroom when you had a chance!
You should have thought of that before emitting walrus sounds while intoxicated
i swear a herd of elephants who like to smoke weed lives directly above our room
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