My family just had an in depth argument about the meaning of chodes
billy ray cyrus is narrating a show on the history channel. my iq cant decide whether to go up or down.
Went biking. Saw homeless guy beating in the park. Thought of you <3
The "puke-towel" started to grow something...
Let's play a little game of "Last Night Never Happened"
I keep having to have that awkward "I don't want to have sex with you" convo. I thought wearing sweatpants was suppose to prevent this situation..
OH BABY IM HERE AND IN A BLANKET FORT
COME TO THE BLANKET FORT
I though us hooking up in the field was your way of saying you were an outdoors person
I have to shower first, I forgot I peed on my feet last night...
Shroomed with my best friend'a dad at his wife's surprise birthday party so you can say I have experience in the field
I can't believe I watched you put a tampon in in the parking garage
Like he was trying to be sexy but he had shit taste in porn so i left
I hate csi yet I find myself watching a full marathon. I am also eating hotdog buns stuffed with barbecue chips and they are quite tasty
It's confirmed. I have two dates on Saturday, and they are both named Mike.
Some sorority went “Dick or Treating” at a frat house and now the Halloween parties are canceled
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