doug butabi!
steve butabi!
hotties wanna shake it
I have to talk to myself and be all "you are NOT horny tonight"
You are literally throwing a tangerine right now. Beer pong is not played this way
He was trying to be aggressive in bed, but in reality, it was like watching a declawed cat try to climb a curtain. They WANT it, they just can't DO it.
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She was covered in mud grabbed my crotch and said see that handprint that means I called dibs
No one parties like Jon. He once stole a cops hat, ran like the wind, partied all night with it, and dropped it off at the station the next day with a box of donuts as an appology.
I have a diplomatic trade for you. My pants for your rum. Tomorrow?
I've literally already typed in by booty call text for friday night. all I have to do now is wait for is drunk me to press send
Hey start looking around for a low rider Subaru. Well get a loan. It will be capital for our first music video.
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I have walked into stripper central, but I'm on the street at 1:00 in the afternoon
Sneezing cum all over the table was not the highlight of the family reunion if that tells you anything
she has that "i will punish you like your mom did" vibe, i think guys like that.
I'll meet you in hell with unlimited boxes of wine though
Im too stoned for my mom to be picking up hitch hikers. Help.
Life is clearly unfair. You remember Courtney has three older sisters, well they're all "make baby sister look like a four" hot. I knew I shouldn't go home with her.
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