I think i really like him...he was super cuddly and kept me company.
stop. you already have a dog
Haha Tomato, Tomato. That doesn't work very well via text message.
I may have been to starbucks and 2 classes with balls still written on my face...
Well get back to your date and give him the ceremonial 1am handy and text me when your done.
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I tried to be mean but not so mean that he won't bone me next weekend
See, this is why we give you shit. Ashley gets her car cleaned out, I get multiple enchiladas made, and you get cum in your eye.
I know where his drugs are but not my pants
just woke up on the floor with a bottle in my hand. and by bottle, i mean a baby bottle. half filled with tequila.
Just googled myself and a bunch of boob shots of me came up. Apparently my phone automatically uploaded them to my google plus.
Please google me ASAP and ensure I corrected this...
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Ill try not let guys feel my boobs for free drinks next time, no promises tho. I am my boyfriends worst nightmare.
I called him the wrong name all night, yet I still got a ride home from the party and hooked up with the guy. I'm irresistible.
Don't do tequila. The Devil himself spits into shot glasses and we call it tequila. You will do bad things.
The waitress at the Denny's in usa remembered me from 2 years ago when we went at 4 in the morning plastered, wearing overalls and huge inflatable corona hats on our heads
Everything is scary i hate being an adult i hate responsibility tell me a dick joke
i'm currently watching a guy eat a bunch of cacti and i have lost all faith in humanity
**cactuseses
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