is it true you fucked a yoga instructor last night??! ..and let me know if you want me to post that question on your facebook so kelly can see how happy you are without her
He promised he'd be the first bidder on my ebay item if i went home with him. Worth it.
If your pregnant with his baby maybe we can start getting weed for free.
it was really bad. he went around saying "I want you inside of me" to everyone.
i got iced as i was inside of her. i fucking hate my friends
No, my body just knows its the weekend and wants to rage. Very different from alcoholism
He showed up 3 hours late wearing roller skates and acted like nothing was wrong with that.
I got a dollar bill stuffed into my bra on two separate occasions by two separate guys simply for having boobs. I feel like somewhere god is patting himself on te back while pointing at me goin "you're welcome dude." easiest two bucks I ever made.
We are keeping it ultra classy drinking 40s and playing croquet with 90s rap blasting in the back ground
I hate having to put a bra on before I go home cuz I have to pretend I actually went to class today
it's like his dick is making a u-turn.
Sex should not remind me of how baby birds get fed
Just went over my top ten highlight reel with that guy I'm fucking. It was like we were sports announcers. But about sex.
Like I respect him so much I would suck his dick
In a very non respectful way
I think the reason she hasn't text me back is because I spanked her ass with Hulk Hands
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