its like think what a normal person would think but completely the opposite.
you said you get the best orgasms off Pez dispensers. how do you think he felt????
Why am I drunk on a roof painting at 11 in the morning
Just found out I slapped a vegan in the face with meat last night.
Finished the final in under ten minutes and then puked in the bushes outside. I don't even care if I graduate anymore.
Got hereat 8. Had 6 beers 2 shots and a game of diZZY BATOS
She said she was jealous that i could wear headbands, then growled at the ground in shame..
I'm eating a piece of cake like an apple. At least my thought process is healthy.
Friend date it is then. Question: Can friends engage in sexual activities after dates?
It feels like my uterus is trying to crawl out of my ass wearing cleats. And yourself?
I'm using the house around the corner that my parents rent out to people as a means of getting sex. I just tell them I'm going for a walk and just invite my next hook up over
he has a party story that rivals our "PTSD- soldier-with-a-knife" party story. I'm pretty sure this is part of some prophecy.
time to play the game of how much Christmas shopping I can get done before these shrooms kick in
I drunkenly said, "That's my future father-in-law!" And everyone made an uncomfortable / disgusted face... including the aforementioined future father-in-law. Maybe I should start dating other people.
She needs to move out. Her mom interferes with my penis being touched
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