They threw a beer at you on stage and then you stopped the karaoke and cussed everyone in the bar out for 2 minutes
Dude with the Beatles haircut just got his pilots license and wants to take us up to do a case race mid flight. Don't tell me networking is unnecessary.
Just watched a guy fight a garbage can then pee on it, screaming "I told you to listen to me the first time!!" San Francisco, I've missed you.
Well its kinda hard to gift wrap an orgasm
Dick in a box?
I don't know what I would do if cheese never existed
Someone's stooooned
Are there any plans to where i might need to be dressed semi-nicely or is it a "pants optional" weekend?
Hahah. They reconnected again?
Like with his penis I guess
I can't even properly respond cuz I'm ballsdeep in falafel
That moment when you notice a tiny IR camera pointing at you, in your bed, at the apartment you found on Craigslist.
So that advice that humming stops you from puking? Yeah no, just puked through my nose.
He invited to drink but spelled forties wrong so no thx
you bit my nipple really hard and then looked at me and said 'i feel responsible for the state of your nipples'
I have 3 vacation days left and I'm guarding them like a gay dragon on a pile of gold dildos molded after celebrities.
Smaug the FABULOUS
I stole $10 from the guy I hooked up with last night.Not sure why but it was definitely more satisfying.
It's difficult when the romantic and the hedonist in me are fighting. I want him to respect me and hopefully pursue an actual relationship, but then I remember he fucks like a GOD and loves my kink. Oh, life's hard.
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