the more pounds shes got the more points. bonus points awarded for specialty moves used. aka broken cowboy, tobogan, dutch oven, or brazilian fake out.
I just saw a woman point to her daughter and scream at her husband THIS IS YOUR GENES, THIS IS YOU.
I think youre just another guy trying to take advantage of a young naive innocent girl
you're not innocent... Once you have taken it in the turd cutter you can't label yourself innocent.
Best news of the day: the hot chick at the funeral was NOT related to me... Thank god
That's why they call him "the cheesegrater".
he passed out at 11 at a party. he deserved to be stripped down an duct taped to the floor
you tried to fill your inhaler with vodka
I woke up with a half eaten bag of lettuce in my hand, wearing my Halloween costume from last year. Damn you tequila.
I don't want anything to do with the Darth Vader stripper babe. I'm just trying to make dreams come true.
Just remember, if we get caught, you're deaf and I don't speak English.
I have managed to reach the 'after meth poster look' before lunch here...
At this point, if I'm not getting fucked by a man in ONLY cowboy boots, it's not worth it.
First day back to class and I have already pulled out the hard liquor
Im about to get an ultrasound of my balls. I hate waiting. Its the worst.
I may have been bent over an elementary school lunch table a few weeks ago. Don't judge.
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