i was like the pretty and slutty 8th grade girl who goes to a party, gets wasted, and ends up having sex with a senoir
details?
alcohol + bed + penis = sex
You don't have to be emotionally available for a blow job.
After I tried for five minutes to hang my beer from the coat hanger in the bathroom , I have realized I am drunk
ol I'll be okay, it's only a christmas party so the worst that could happen is I end up playing madden naked again
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You can come over, sure. But I'll be watching college hockey during the blow job.
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Well she started to strip and when she slung her hair at me, she painted my face with sweat. A LOT OF SWEAT. It was a weird boner.
Vodka and tater tots have managed to satisfy me more than most of the guys I've slept with.
He called my vagina his wife... how is that NOT creepy?!
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Also, next time I go get a wax, I'm gonna ask the girl about the innie to outie ratio she sees on the daily.
what happened to you last night?
I dunno man, i pissed in a urinal, sent you a picture of my vagina and woke up with 25 bar stamps on my arms.. you tell me
We were so amazed while watching mission impossible ghost protocol last night we didn't even have sex
Cheyanne in woods. Ducks attacked. My toe is bleeding. We are gpsing our way home on foot. No worries
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can you bring the lube to algebra tomorrow
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