I cant help but queef when the male extremity enters
What is a male extremity?
i didnt realize it was that long since you've had sex
I thought we agreed I wasn't a screamer?
Had sex to a Lionel Richie song. I have a feeling I was conceived to it. Finally reached full circle.
If you fool around, take the WHITE sweatshirt off of her first. It's mine, and I don't like your cum nearly as much as she does.
The sun is so bright. Whhyyyyy. EYES ARE DEAD.
She is just sitting by the bathroom like a little puppy waiting for a knight in shining armor to take her in there to fuck her. New low?
You fucked her?! HER?!
She sent me a nudie pic with a bunch of weed nuggets all over her tits...what was I supposed to do? I don't hate America sir.
scream really loud. we think you crawled under the deck
Oh god. I finally realized why the coked out Stevie wonder was explaining the concept of movember to the McDonalds clerk. Drunk me didn't process that another month comes after Halloween... It's apparently November.
I just moved 6 traffic cones blocking a row of traffic. I got applause.
Frankly, since I met you, I practically exist in a state of constant readiness for sex
I'm still home, my life isn't together. Currently drying my pants
Congrats you've received dick pics from an Olympic silver medalist
There's glitter all over his bed from my Pink VS panties... I think I might invest in similar styles as a way of marking my territory just incase.
Newest quarantine problem - I’ve watched all of the porn. Like everything on the the internet, all the DVDs, mags, VR, leisure suit Larry all of it and I’m still horny af
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