Well you will be happy to know that aaron carter hit on me
Can i come over
After you called me a desperate slut? No
Come over
my dad came in to wish me a happy birthday and found me passed out in my underwear with the lights on and a plate of meat on the bed. i bet he was proud to have contributed to my creation in that moment.
Girl in front of me has spent the class alternating between playing farmville and the tiffany's website looking at engagement rings. Every once in a while she holds her hand up to the screen.
She doesn't deserve the breathe the same air that we do.
She just bought a cow and we've moved on to looking at wedding dresses.
The irony of calling it Pride is that you do things that no one should be proud of.
What's a nice way of saying "You fell asleep, and I got bored, so I made out with your brother"?
I have to stop drunkenly making out with guys just because they're tall or have a beard.
All I wanted was a hug. You dirty, dirty whore.
Today, my boyfriend informed me that I look like my dad when I orgasm
I'm back here naked if anyones wondering
She was a little hefty, so I turned on the strobe light in our room. Everything looks better with a strobe light.
He should know he can't successfully wrestle in pudding fully clothed. Amateur.
HELL YEAH TIME TO KICK THE CHILDREN
I realize my mistake but don't you dare school me in cock, young man
She started crying, nearly punched a guy, started smoking multiple cigarets backwards and broke the slide on her bong. Why do I always end up babysitting the crazy ones?
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