Let's play a little game called "Chill the Fuck Out" - you're our first contestant
just saw bouncers outside a coffee shop. beginning to question humanity.
I just took boredom to a whole new level. I just auto-tuned and remixed today's western civ lecture
I think its only fitting my first purchase with my student loan is a glass pipe? I think ill name it 'Subsidized'
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So watch family guy till our brains melt and then bang till our bodies hurt?
Why did I just get a ziplock baggie labeled "2010" on it from you in the mail?
Do you remember some guy walking around the club saying "boner patrol" and smacking people in the dick?
Yeah, that was you
. Drop what your doing. Were going to Knoxville for midget wrestling. It's the championship.we can NOT miss this.
I went full Overly Attached Girlfriend. You never go full OAG.
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Her roommate was talking on her cell when I came out of the bedroom and I definitely heard her describe how shitty and terrified I looked. Awesome.
the amount I squirted last night was insane. Im glad i ignored tlc's advice, i went chasing waterfalls and loved every god damn minute of it.
I DMed the cop that arrested me to come unlock my keys out if my car today
my favorite part of this morning was sitting at the gynecologist smelling like cigarettes and wearing yesterday's clothes.
no, it was more of an i-don't-think-he-even-knows-what-a-clitoris-is, bad.
I had a good weekend too...although I cried about the dog in a drunken stupor last night...not one of my finest moments, but it's all water under the bridge.
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