she just sneezed while going down on me. is it rude for me to ask her to do it again?
His pick-up line from last night: "I bet you cant climb these stairs right now." Needless to say.. it worked.
Its official, cigarettes are now more expensive than weed
he used a semicolon in his bootycall text, of course he's not gonna go down on me.
Is today national text-a-girl-whose-had-your-dick-in-her-mouth day and I just wasn't aware?? I am getting the most random "just saying hey" texts ever and that's the only common denominator.
can't make this up: he's writing lyrics for the musical reenactment of how he met her @ an anime convention to perform at their wedding. yes, there'll also be dance routines involved.
she acted like she'd never seen someone do speed off of a desk with a rolled up receipt. and she calls herself a grad student.
Watching water boil has never been so amazing. I love wake-and-bakes.
I am going to dream of scrotums tonight, I just know it.
She cracked her neck before the blowjob and I knew shit just got real.
I want to get "Patrick Kane" wasted tonight
I am one hundred percent down for that
Current state of being: shivering like a new born kitten on the bathroom floor
Shia just rubbed his beard the way I do all the time and maybe he's my soul sister. This live stream is life changing.
Nice. I like it when Maker's Mark makes decisions for you.
You took the receipt and ate it. You then took it out and gave it to the waitress with slobber and holes all over it.
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