I wish I could punch you in the face.
Hey baby girl when you gonna let my tongue get up in that ass like i'm an explorer trying to go deep under on a quest for the lost city of atlantis
your text was fucking rediculious. Will let you eat my asshole though.
you screamed 'he won't go on a date with me, but he gave me a free junior chicken'
well imagine, me dating the manager equals free junior chickens for everyone
i lost virginity while listening to candy shop. something in my life has finally gone right.
You are the worst kind of disappointment. The responsible kind.
I think it's a friendship ring and the other part is on his cats collar
My roommate made me go home after I mooed at fat girls at the gas station.
Well I could just do a roadtrip and hit them all. Slut tour 2012.
today is just not my day... it could be raining penises and I would get hit in the face by a vag
He is 30 (that's 8 years older than I am) and uses more Emojis than I do. Problem?
are you just inviting me because you can't afford an actual stripper?
I just put vagisil on my bug bites how do you think my morning is going
I'm so happy for you. But I still have to shave because a woman has needs and this woman needs an orgasm.
Such a big mess for such a small penis
Considering I drank for you last night, do you mind picking up your half of the hangover
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