After Sake bombs he tried to puke into an alluminum beer bottle and shot vomit streaks in a perfect V out the sides of his mouth and hit BOTH girls he had bought drinks for that night. He was like an Icon of Cock-blocking yourself.
We convinced him to snort an altoid. We should not be allowed to drink together
Spotted: woman loading franzia into a toddler-sized shopping cart for her child to push. Beautiful.
hey dude come in here and see how much of my beard i can put in my mouth!
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Just saw a guy walking down the street carrying a giant inflatable penis
Just arrived at our party
I just remember being in the bathroom alone cussing out the bunny
I let that bitch know in no uncertain terms I was taking the coke dealer in the breakup
Do you miss the park or do you miss us having sex in public?
That's like doing a cinnamon challenge in my vag - but more painful.
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I just bout myself an edible arrangement for myself and had it delivered to work. I even wrote myself a note. This is a new low for me.
Jesus Christ. Even your cock has to be an overachiever. :-(
He deserves a nobel prize for his dick-giving abilities. 10/10, would ride again.
I got fucked in a bat mobile this morning. Being slutty rules.
I hate csi yet I find myself watching a full marathon. I am also eating hotdog buns stuffed with barbecue chips and they are quite tasty
I'm literally about to create a tinder account. Just so someone drives me to get food.
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