Do you think there are girls out there that really do like small penis?
I saw those LARP guys in the street again. One is hot, the other looks like Corey Fieldman's retarded son.
Planet Earth isn't gonna get stoned and watch itself.
we were holding hands throwing up into the same garbage can; if thats not true love i dont know what is .
You stood in front of a yellow Camaro and kept yelling at it to "Transform already!!!!".. yeah, I'd say you were pretty wasted.
my mom sold the house because of the grow room the couple saw i had in the basement.
You would be married by May if you put half as much energy into getting straight guys as you do into getting gay guys
I just realized I turned down a booty call too. To make cheesecake. God help us all
Be proud. You give fat lesbians everywhere shower-nozzle worthy material for weeks on end.
can anyone on this campus do anything sober?
At what point did you realize I was getting blown under the table during our dominos game?
You know I ate twenty hot dogs in an hour once.
I am honestly so surprised you are a lesbian.
Drowning in science and also vodka. Hope you're having fun.
I'm making myself the patron saint of bisexuality
fuck st louis. fuck their hockey. fuck their basball. fuck their football if they still got it. fuck their tiddlywinks teamm. fuck their ribs. fuck their entire city. what im trying to say is i dont like st louis
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