he wouldn't shut up and let me sleep
yeah i got into a fight with my man last night
why can't men just shut up and put out?
ugh.. my birth control just came out of my nose. wtf?
I never thought that I'd ever use the phrase "and the resulting ice cream explosion" seriously at work...
got some bad news about ur virginity. she didnt make it thru the night
How much cunt could a cunt bag punch if a cunt bag could punch cunt?
all i remember is you climbed in a garbage can and said you were trashed
so she bought me lunch gave me a blowie then paid for the gas since I drove... I think there's a catch but I'm gonna run with it
Had dinner with my ex husband. The box of wine is gone and I'm laying on the floor in my wedding dress. Where are you?!
At beerfest, hammered, going to try to not get naked in public but i cant make any promises
He somehow managed to bang-mail me last night. I woke up this morning to a voicemail from 1:54 a.m. of moaning and screaming. I now know how talented he is and how annoying I am to have sex with.
This year I'm going to try NOT getting arrested. I think the 30th birthday is the cutoff for calling Mom to bail me out.
I've now fucked in every motel room in this small town.
Ick. That's not even the fun kind of punishment.
Hope you are okay. You were running down the street with shopping cart at one point and yelling "bitches aint shit!"
there is glitter all over my balls
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