Hello, balls-out mistake. It's been a while.
when i'm not drinking i'm making facebook events about drinking
do you ever just like the smell of your farts?
This can't be good. I've realized that I weigh less in the morning after I have had a blackout drunk night than when I work out and eat healthy.
I just looked at the maps icon on my IPhone and "eR" was typed in the search address bar. I wonder if we ever got there.
it wasnt like "sexy" or whatever. like...she was smiling just standing there butt ass naked
tasteful.
I may have a concussion but the symptoms are the same as a hangover so I can't tell. Best 21st ever.
Just woke up next to our cab driver from last night. Please tell me this isn't happening.
90 persent of me said don't pee on that fake plant. Buyt i did
Lets go see if some hobos will give us a prostate massage for a 40 ounce.
Hickies on top of my hickies. I need a leash and/or a positive female role model
I'm so glad we both made out with him though. I feel like that really brought us together
He tried to do the do on me last night and my exact words were "stay away from my princess parts. they're renovating."
Are you on your way? Get your date and black out with me. Democracy's at stake.
Can I fire a pigeon out of a t shirt gun?
Randomize
