dude so we were eating nacho cheese popcorn and chasing it with cole slaw
by the way nacho cheese popcorn is me making popcorn and then adding milk butter and mac n cheese mix
It wasn't a wasted relationship. I got road-head in an Escalade. I still keep that with me.
She told me to stay away from him cause apparently he fucks anything that walks. clearly i responded with..."i walk"
I just found a bottle of gin in my vegetable crisper. Party is back on.
I found my hair extensions. They were in my hamper.
What happened with the girl wasn't a gay thing. It was just a mutual respect and want for sex. The guys just weren't there.
Call it what you want. You fucked a girl.
hooking up with him was much more fun when i knew in the back of mind we'd get in some sort of trouble for it
I just spent the better half of my Friday night alone, naked eating McDonalds. Not my worst start of a new year
I don't think I've ever had this many people offer me blow before. 3 o'clock on a Thursday. I keep good company.
Can I just fuck someone without it basically becoming an arranged marriage
Can't tell if it's the drugs or science magic, but I *THINK* that mouse just turned into a squirrel.
its like my accent is a device for a 100% chance of sex every time i leave the apartment. i love being english in this country.
Last night I recall my hair going up in flames. This is evident by the burnt hair smell that is following me around this morning
I've come to the conclusion, I should prob have at least 20 hr supervision. I would say 24, but I'm guaranteed to pass out for at least 4 hrs a day
don't let your emotions get tangled in that sexy beard of his.
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