Thanks for last night it was amazing as always
What are you talking about
You've got to be kidding me
dude she's married.
so? a ring don't cover no holes.
You threw up in a Dixie cup last night. Oddly, you just gained major points in my book for that.
i dont care if i had to wear a dress to fuck her, she was super hot and i stand by my decision
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you kept saying "no santa, im not having sex with you. it's not your holiday".
Like many of my risky ideas this has "burned genitals" written all over it
I just told you I can't. My fingers are melting. I have discovered the high.
Ive decided I'm sending thank you notes to all the bars for graduation.
We fucked in my trunk while on the clock....what did you do at work today?
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Things were easy when he was just a penis. Now he's a penis with feelings.
Fell twice in five points. on my face. literally during a cross walk. The cars just went around me. 21st birthday memories right there
We may not see eye-to-eye on much, but I'm definitely willing to let you see eye-to-vagina again.
Letting Freddy Krueger eat me out = HAPPY HALLOWEEN TO ME!!!
I'm trimming my pubes right now and the battery was wearing down. So I chose to only trim one side. I cut the right side down and now I look like pubic two-face. Right all trim and near and left like a caveman.
Woke up with two different pairs of pants in the pockets of a jacket.None of the above are mine.
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