hey my socially awkward cousin is our designated driver for summer, we just have to put up with her wierd shit.
Blew in her face. She is Pissed. Yahtzee. As she brushes her teeth.
How much cunt could a cunt bag punch if a cunt bag could punch cunt?
I made a game called come to class high and eat nachos.
The trip involved octopus tentacles coming from the little holes in my TV's speakers. The beauty of the nonexistant symbolism had me in tears.
I plan on gettn treatment center drunk
i tried to knight her with my dick. she said it was unromantic. what an ungrateful attitude for a knight.
begin the sex magic rocket ship countdown
Even worse we were making a sex tape so our reaction to the condom breaking was recorded.
Her delivery came. She's ordered a pack of 144 condoms.
the cashier at the gas station pulled a twig out of my hair and told me I should probably wash it before work....it was kinda sweet.
I would reevaluate a bf who is happy with other guys doing me.
We are making a pool on how long he stays sober this time you want in?
Must be why he thought choking was foreplay. Like WTF? No.
I can appreciate that you picked up the hot drummer, but don’t have sex in front of my house lmao
Randomize
