I ahte it when I peed a little on my shews. I got a litll bit on the automen in your room too.:/
Tracy!! I don't have an ottoman in my room.
Ohhh....do you have a dog shaped liek un automan?
she took out her dip, threw up, and put it back in. it was like a scene from Nick and Nora's trip to the trailer park.
Please sleep at your girlfriend's tonight
Why?
'Cause I wanna jack off tonight.. And you being in the room makes things awkward
I bruised my spine.. Jungle gyms were clearly not meant for sex.
Don't byou dare ruin egg salad by putting your penis in it that would be so sad.
The police woke me up so they had no choice but to see my morning wood.
Yea he called the cop officer fonzarelli and asked him if he was mad because happy days was off the air. Boom, beaten and arrested
Life seems so much brighter and more vibrant after you have sex with a 20 year old. It's like how Kansas was in black and white and Oz was in technicolor.
Dude, double fisting packs of Ramen saved my life last night
If the world ends now I want you to know I was on my favorite toilet fighting the good fight.
Of all the things that can be stripped of me i'll be damned if it's my vanity
Can we make sure camping doesn't turn into forest-orgy?
Lol, last year was UNREAL
Fucking that physical therapist guy was the best decision I ever made.
I DID NOT GO INTO HOURS OF STRENUOUS LABOR FOR YOU TO LOOK LIKE A DOMINATRIX BARMAID ON A WEEKDAY. AT LEAST SAVE IT FOR THE WEEKEND GDI.
The next morning I found her spread eagle asleep on the living room floor and he was asleep with his head in her crotch. I needed a ride and had to wake them up.
Randomize
