Question. A woman tells her guy she's on birth control. Stops taking it to have a kid to force the guy to be responsible and with her. What rights does that guy have
None he's f-d
just took a shot of real whiskey... i forgot what it's like to drink liquor that costs more than twelve dollars.
Just found my mom passed out in my bed holding a bag of wine. Not sure if I'm ashamed or proud.
all i remember is screaming butter knifes are for pussies.
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on todays agenda: meeting with a life coach then going to the dollar store to buy batteries for my vibrator. clearly im still unemployed.
i threw up in a box in my own lap driving today.
He passed out with the ball in his hand so no one could play beer pong without him.
I accidentally lit my hair on fire and we broke the bed. How was your night?
I've been randomly kik messaging bearded men I find on Instagram while sitting unshowered in my underpants. I'm like the girl version of a creepy uncle.
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Please tell me you're not home alone watching Glitter.
Can you see in?
I will not get drunk on our first date. I will not get drunk on our first date. I will not get drunk on our first date.
He keeps bees of course he's weird
...and if you can get the necessary ingredients to make the Buffalo Chicken Melt, I will latch forever at your Teat of Justice.
Pussy, Peanut Butter Cookies,and Bubble Wrap
I have done everything sexualally imaginable with that umpalumpa
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