My moms helping me unpack but im getting a little nervous because I dont remember where i put my dildo
Dude love is like an itch. You fuckin scratch it, then it itches more, then you scratch it and it itches more, and before you know it, there is semen everywhere.
you are insane
ive never been actively dumping during the pledge of allegiance before today...
you're out of your mind
you look like daphne blake and he looks like fozzie bear
it's like he rubbed a lamp and wished you into existence
He came and then made the Jim Halpert face. does that say disappointment or what
There's a bed on the roof. The window behind it is too small for it to go through. I'm impressed.
In college, I had one standard. Penis. A lot has changed since then. Now I really only have one standard. Breathing.
Delete that photo of me. My ass looks WAY to good it in to be on Facebook for everyone to see. You gotta earn that shit.
No she probably looked into my aura and saw that my penis would ruin her.
Can I get that on a shirt
I'm tripping balls on ambien right now and I still feel that's a bad idea.
So my POF profile is full of Archer references. Only guys who get them will be getting any response to their messages.
Everyday this week I have woken up to a different dick pic. It's like a dick pic a day calendar!
VIVE LA RESISTANCE
Oh god, what now?
Could be all of this cough syrup, but I’m ready to fuck 2018 up!
we bonded over knowing every word to freaky gurl by gucci mane so it’s kinda starting to make sense why I gave him head in his cul de sac
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