I wanna crawl in your skin and have dreams about Bobby Kennedy tonight.
her fupa was seducing me. this is the last time i'm doing shrooms.
She asked me why I was wearing a Batman Suit. Have I ever needed a reason to wear a Batman Suit?
I feel like I shouldn't be doing my banking stoned. But I bought a new bowl. Her name is Sharpe. Pronounced Shar-Pay.
when you tell me you got me a birthday present, I have to assume it will show up in a drug test.
Itll be like a collage of penis. And not that abstract, one penis in a big painting contemporary shit. Collage....
Probably twitter. Never underestimate a psycho girl with wifi
I had another sex dream about you but it was very dissatisfying. As you finished you starting singing the star spangled banner. then you left. I was not amused.
Wednesday is my day of reflection and making my dick and balls into shapes. So i'll be pretty busy.
I think we did. All i know my pants smell like pong water due to the bathroom extravagansa. God I feel like a whore.
He called me twice and texted me at 3am. Guess absence makes the dick grow harder.
we watched a guy take a shot of tequila while riding a unicycle
So I'm at early voting and the group of ladies behind me is talking about voting no on 2 and my gummy is kicking in, thank lawd
I was so high I could TASTE the fillings in my teeth
Jenna is yelling bc of the condom wrappers and cum stains. This is the 3rd and last time you have sex in my roommates bed.
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