I know, he also has a fancy car to make up for his tiny penis
I just watched Juno. I kind of wish I was in highschool and pregnant
there should be a relationship option on facebook "stillllll in a relationship"
She has an album entitled "my photography", which consists of about 80 different pictures of a tractor that she took on her cell phone. I'm all for freedom of expression, but come on.
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turn left when you see the girl thats puking on the sidewalk. she hasnt been moving much so she makes a good street marker
You thought last year was bad... a guy dressed as a clown showed up with cocaine
If I don't throw up the day I graduate i'll feel like the last 4 years and thousands of dollars spent on alcohol will have been wasted.
I burst into tears on the boat this morning because we bumped a duck in the head. I am way too hung over for today
You gotta hand it to him. 6 hours in a new town and he's already fuck someone, had his ass kick by her bf, and rounded up a posse of people to kick this guys ass.
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I just had sex in the men's bathroom of a Chinese buffet...
YOU ARE MY HERO
So because I'm off tomorrow that means your dick could be in my mouth majority of that time
That edible kicked in right as I was upside-down on that rollercoaster. Fucking.mind.blown.
After you finished the $300 bottle of wine you just started crying about how if Mulder and Scully didn't invite you to join the x-files your life would be meaningless because you "love that weird shit"
OMG WE ARE UP TO THREE MINORS WORKING HERE. I AM NOT READY FOR THIS MID LIFE CRISIS.
No reason. My tongue went numb after one shot. I may die tonight
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