Tonight's Real World episode reinforced the well-known fact that men of any caliber can hook up with girls named "Crystal"
RJ thinks I should put one of the muffins in my vagina. Good idea or bad idea?
Can we end it on a good note at least? Can we fuck and then never talk again?
All my credit cards need to be pressure washed
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you should have seen it. it was just a bunch of guys in togas chanting the username and password to a brazzers account we all share. best thing that has happened to our group
Judge me all you want, but while you are stuck at home eating Ramen and tap water, I will be dining with some guy who, although might be the same age as my father, is filthy rich.
I'm in that weird half-dead, half fucked-simultaneously-in-every-orifice-by-a-bus-and-it-wasn't-a-good-time state.
I just saw a girl drinking wine and walking her dog in footie pajamas and a mad hatter hat. First day of the new year and I think I'm in love.
I feel like you should put up a missed connections ad for this..
I had sex with him and I blame the Doritos
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I gave three different guys a boner at the same time last night, and none of them are in the same city as I am. That's achievement.
Just remember: We don't tell our English professor about our fetishes unless she specifically asks about them.
My relationship: I'm wearing batman panties and a tiara right now trying to get laid and he's doing dishes.
On a brief change if topic, last night I dreamt I got shit faced with bill Nye the science guy and we went bar to bar and explained the science of alcohol to everyone who'd give us free drinks. We wore bow ties
The police officer that arrested me Friday night just bought me a shot
If I have put a neon “vacancy” sign on my skirt for him to get the picture I will.
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