well when do great stories at the expense of people's relationships become a bad thing?
Dude, I had to masturbate just to stay warm. Please pay the gas bill?
After 12 shots he decided to show us knife tricks. You can figure out how it ended
Why is there a frozen condom filled with water in my freezer?
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The chips are stabbing my teeth, and I can feel the muscle under my mouth contracting.
also, add "teaching boys to sext" to my charity work
Hey, I'm making progress. I haven't thrown up in a bar while wearing a sweater vest in almost two months.
I thought it was improvement but then i realized sex isn't an emotion and I hate everyone
I was going to learn how to knit but I got high instead.
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The UTI came back with a vengeance.
Do him. As soon as possible and as often as possible. That's what Oprah would say
whatcha doing?
lying in bed pretending to be a slug
I'm pretty sure I just won at life. I touched the bushy tail of a squirrel while he had his mouth full and was digging in a plant on campus. That is all.
Have you heard yourself have sex?
I'm not THAT loud...
My neighbors filed a noise complaint.
I don't wanna be 33 that's when Jesus died
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